At a jewellery store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweller.
The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: 'To My One And Only Love'. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."
A Brazilian, attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, was dancing with a tourist girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume. Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor. "What the hell happened ?" asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event. "I'm not really sure." the man replied, rubbing his red cheek. "When she asked if I had ever been to Texas, I put my finger on Amarillo to show her, and she let me have it." (from Jim Jr.)