Top Ten Things To Do While Stuck In Traffic
Play the exciting game "Does My Head Fit In The Glove Compartment?"
Roll down window, ask person next to you, "Is this the line for Pokemon?"
Honk your horn -- that always helps to get things moving
Call police, report stolen car, give license plate of car in front of you
Imagine you're in line of cars waiting to run over Donald Trump
Turn on wipers, have "race" to see which one goes faster
Walk up to guy in car ahead of you, ask him about his grandson
Use jumper cables to resuscitate roadkill
Plow into a couple of those dorky new VW Beetles
Check beverage holder for Y2K compatibility