How to tell if a redneck has been using your computer
The monitor is up on blocks
Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them
The six front keys have rotted out
The RAM slots have Ford truck parts that smell like they were just dipped in gasoline
The numeric keypad only goes up to six
The password is "Bubba"
There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU
There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive
The keyboard is painted in camouflage
The mouse is referred to as the "critter"