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How to tell if a redneck has been using your computer

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  1. The monitor is up on blocks
  2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them
  3. The six front keys have rotted out
  4. The RAM slots have Ford truck parts that smell like they were just dipped in gasoline
  5. The numeric keypad only goes up to six
  6. The password is "Bubba"
  7. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU
  8. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive
  9. The keyboard is painted in camouflage
  10. The mouse is referred to as the "critter"

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