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She was so blonde...
- ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate”
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
- ...she got stabbed in a shoot-out
- ...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
- ...she thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
- ...she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
- ...she sat on the TV and watched the couch
- ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
- ...she tried to drown a fish
- ...she thought a quarterback was a refund
- ...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
- ...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
- ...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
- ...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
- ...she tripped over a cordless phone
- ...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
- ...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Aquarius"
- ...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
- ...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
- ...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
- ...she studied for a blood test - and failed
- ...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
- ...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
- ...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
- ...she sold the car for gas money
- ...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends
- ...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
- ...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company
- ...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
- ...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home