I didn’t really say everything I said.
He can run any time he wants; I’m giving him the red light.
Hey Yogi, was that streaker male or female?
I don’t know. They were wearing a paper bag over their head.
I usually take a two-hour nap, from one o’clock to four.
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
Anyone who can’t tell the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.
It gets late early out here.
Hey Yogi, what time is it?
You mean now?
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
You can observe a lot by watching.
Hey Yogi, were you apprehensive in the twelfth inning?
No, but I was scared.
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Hey Yogi, have you made up your mind yet?
Not that I know of.
It’s deja vu all over again.
We have deep depth.
Hey Yogi, I just saw Doctor Zhivago
What’s the matter with you now?
If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s going to stop them.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
Hey Yogi, have you ever heard of Ernest Hemingway?
I don’t think so; what paper does he write for?
Hey Yogi, I understand you had an audience with the Pope.
No, but I saw him.
Hey Yogi, how did you like the opera?
It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
If there’s a fifty percent chance we’ll have a repeat American League pennant winner, you gotta remember there’s also a seventy-five percent chance we won’t.