Are you allowed to kiss a nun?
Yes, but don't get into the habit.
Where did the General keep his army?
In his sleevy.
What did one tonsil say to the other?
Are you ready? The doctor is taking us out tonight.
- by Mayank Gupta, Jaipur
What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
An elephant in a baggie.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
Miss most of the movie.
Why do so many elephants wear bright green nail polish?
So they can hide in the pea patch.
What was the elephant doing on Route 325?
About four miles per hour.
How do you catch an elephant?
You hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells what it remembers.
How do you make an elephant stew?
You keep it waiting for a few hours.
How do you keep an moron in suspense?