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  1. SUBURBIA: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
  2. PLUMBER: A drain surgeon
  3. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
  4. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
  5. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
  6. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
  7. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
  8. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
  9. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
  10. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
  11. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
  12. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
  13. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
  14. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
  15. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
  16. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
  17. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
  18. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
  19. WRINKLES: Something other people have. We have character lines.

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