My name is...

• Art. I'm a museum curator.
• Chuck. I'm a butcher.
• Gene. I'm a DNA researcher.
• Curt and Rod. We're in the drapery business.
• Will. I'm a lawyer.
• Sue. I'm also a lawyer.
• Mary. I'm a justice of the peace.
• Phillip. I'm a service station attendant.
• Bill. I run a collection agency.
• Grant. I am a loan officer.
• Mike. I'm an announcer
• Toni. I'm a hair dresser.
• Gail. I'm a meteorologist
• John. I'm a plumber.
• Herb. I'm a cook.
• Stu. I also cook.
• Wade. I'm in swimming pool maintenance.
• Rob. I'm a thief.
• Rod. I sell guns.
• Woody. I'm a forester.
• Derek. I'm a petroleum engineer.
• Les. I'm a dietician.
• Harry. I'm a barber.
• Nick. I was a barber but I'm looking for a new job.
• Pete Moss. I sell ferilizer.
• Iris. I'm an optometrist.
• Teddy. I'm in lingerie.
• Josh. I'm a talk show host.
• Mark. I price items at the supermarket.
• Matt. I'm a doorman.
• Homer. I'm a realter.
• Carol. I sing during the holidays.
• Clay. I make pottery.
• Neal. I lead prayer groups.
• Eileen. I make orthotics for people with one leg longer than the other.
• Irene. I'm Chinese and also make orthotics.
• Rusty. I undercoat cars.
• Sly. I'm a detective.
• Bea. I'm in the honey business..
• Hugh. I'm a painter.
• Jim. I train boxers.
• Brigham. I'm a chauffeur
• Dean. I'm a college chancellor.
• Nat. I'm an entomologist.
• Bud. I'm in flowers.
• Rose. I'm a gardener. I work with Violet, Iris and Lily.
• Clarence. I specialize in end-of-season inventory closeout sales.
• Manuel. I write intruction books.
• Boris. I lecture at the University.
• They call me Pops. I sell soft drinks.
• Jules, Ruby and Pearl. We're jewelers.
• Marshall. I'm a peace officier.
• Gil. I'm a fisherman.
• Avery. I raise birds.
• Cliff. I'm a mountaineer.
• Sherry. I'm a wine-master.
• Cary. I'm a porter.
• Barry. I'm an undertaker.
• Chevy and Mercedes. We're car dealers.
• Abbie. I'm a Mother Superior.
• Belle. I play the carillon.
• Candy. I'm a confectioner.
• Jack. I wanted to be a banker but ended up installing tires.
• Bet. I'm a coupier.
• Leo. A lion trainer.
• Ham. I raise pigs
• Otto. I'm a car mechanic.
• Herald. I'm a messenger.
• Sandy. I'm a lifeguard.
• Guy. I install antennas.
• Ray. I'm in medical imaging.
• Faith. I'm a minister.
• Bart. I drive a bus.
• Frank. I'm a hot dog vendor.
• Brandy. I'm a bartender.
• Holly. I'm a holiday decorator.
• Shelly. I'm an expert on mollusks.
• Rich. I'm a successful investment banker.
• Brooks. I'm an irrrigation consultant.
• Tom and Tammy. We bred cats.
• Chip. I'm a professional gambler when I'm not playing golf.
• Lute. I'm a musician.
• Tellie. I'm a gossip columnist.
• Pat. I'm a masseur.
• Rex. I own a junk yard.
• Hortense. I'm a psychologist working with prostitutes.
• Victor, and I'm a winner in everything I do.