Yogi Berra

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I didnít really say everything I said.

He can run any time he wants; Iím giving him the red light.

Hey Yogi, was that streaker male or female?
I donít know. They were wearing a paper bag over their head.

I usually take a two-hour nap, from one oíclock to four.

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

Anyone who canít tell the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.

It gets late early out here.

Hey Yogi, what time is it?
You mean now?

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You can observe a lot by watching.

Hey Yogi, were you apprehensive in the twelfth inning?
No, but I was scared.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Hey Yogi, have you made up your mind yet?
Not that I know of.

Itís deja vu all over again.

We have deep depth.

Hey Yogi, I just saw Doctor Zhivago
Whatís the matter with you now?

If the people donít want to come out to the park, nobodyís going to stop them.

Always go to other peopleís funerals, otherwise they wonít come to yours.

Hey Yogi, have you ever heard of Ernest Hemingway?
I donít think so; what paper does he write for?

Hey Yogi, I understand you had an audience with the Pope.
No, but I saw him.

Hey Yogi, how did you like the opera?
It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.

If thereís a fifty percent chance weíll have a repeat American League pennant winner, you gotta remember thereís also a seventy-five percent chance we wonít.

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