The Funny Farm
The Funny Farm!

Yogi Berra

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Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

We’re not exactly hitting the ball off the cover.

You coudn’t keep a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

Hey Yogi, look at the three of us
You guys make a fine pair.

You wouldn’t have won if we had beaten you.

Hey Yogi, how do you keep looking so young?
Well, I used to look like this when I was young, and now I still do.

What’s a Yogi-ism?

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